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15 September 2007 @ 11:01 am
"The No More Tears Chica Tip!"  
Ok, I just got done watching Inbred Slothman...How many fucking times is she going to tell people that putting onions in the freezer is going to help them save their tears?  Then, she admitted that she doesn't really keep them in the freezer, but she just wanted to tell us?  If you do practice what you preach on a daily basis, why do it?

Did anyone else think that guava barbecue sauce was a sick idea?  Why would you even want something like that on fish?  She might as well be using guava jelly!

Every time she says "que rico!" (how rich) or "chica," it makes me want to slap the shit out of her.

Also, when she made her cocktail, she filled the alcohol all the way to the top with that measuring cup, but skimped on the club soda and pineapple juice.  Sound like anyone else we know?  Of course, she couldn't just leave the glass alone, she had to stick cane sugar sticks into them and garnish them with huge ass pineapple slices that almost poked her in the eye!  I wish it had!  What, a simple cocktail with ice isn't ok, you have to put obnoxious garnishes in the way?

How pathetic was that dessert, too?  Store-bought coconut pops dipped in dark rum dipped in raw sugar?  How fucking disgusting.  I'm so sick of Slothman and Simply Delicios-HO!
 
 
 
kim002 on September 17th, 2007 04:23 am (UTC)
This ho bag has only been around for a few weeks, and she's already repeating herself on freaking EVERYTHING. When you use a mango in something, it is not necessary to use the word "tango", let alone say the exact same thing -- "tango with a mango." Well, I guess if no man actually wants to go dancing with your stupid ass, you'll have to take what you can get.

I thought the idea of the barbeque sauce for the salmon was disgusting. Yes, for an oily fish that pairs well with savory things, let's make a sweet sauce with fruit. What a moron.

Seriously, she used store bought popsicles and dipped them in rum and sugar? Never mind that it's stupid, it's also gross. That is an all new low for a "recipe."
uhhuhhimuhhuhhim1 on September 17th, 2007 04:51 am (UTC)
This ho bag has only been around for a few weeks, and she's already repeating herself on freaking EVERYTHING. - Tell me about it. I'm already sick of her ass and her recipes suck and don't seem so Latin to me.

Well, I guess if no man actually wants to go dancing with your stupid ass, you'll have to take what you can get. - I can just see it now when she's using Paprika: You look like you need some salt. *throws salt at camera and sprinkles self* Some good luck for you, some good luck for me. Now, it's time for 'Pap-rrrrrrrrika!' You know me, I'm the Paprika chica!"I'd pay you to punch her in the mouth, Kim :)

she used store bought popsicles and dipped them in rum and sugar? Never mind that it's stupid, it's also gross. That is an all new low for a "recipe." - I don't even think Scamdra would do that...LOL