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13 October 2007 @ 10:59 am
Potato Snowballs  
Today, Inbred is preparing a menu based around citrus.  She shamelessly admitted that she "steals" the lemons and limes from her neighbor's garden?  Are you kidding me?

I didn't watch it last week, but I'm sure I didn't miss anything, but she completely pissed me off today with something she calls Potato Snowballs.  What are they?  Mashed potatoes rolled up into balls, coated with bread crumbs, and a piece of cheese stuck in the middle.  I guess this is her version of twice baked potatoes without the skin, but c'mon!  She said that she cooked the potatoes for 40 minutes, riced them, then rolled them and stuffed them with the cheese before they were put back in the oven for an additional 25 minutes.  Who in the hell is going to waste 65 minutes of their time just so they can make potato "snowballs?"  What a joke.  When she served them to her guests, my first thought was that she was going to take a bite of the potato then spit them in someone else's mouth!  Go, snowball what you should be snowballing you dumb ass!

Another thing she did that irritated me:  She made a mango and jicama salad with peanut lime dressing and she continuously pronounced it "Heeee-come-uh."  How annoying.  And why the hell would you put cilantro in a fruit salad?  That sounds gross.  Plus, what is Latin about it?  It looked more like an Asian salad with that peanut and lime dressing.

Finally, when she served everything to her guests, she looks at the camera and says:  "If I can do it, you can do it too and I mean going into your neighbor's garden" and then she started laughing.  Yeah, because everybody trespasses into their neighbor's garden thinking it's ok to steal lemons and limes.  Get this rolling R bitch off of the air!
 
 
 
isis_raenisis_raen on October 13th, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
Oh wonderful!! A program that actually encourages theft! Now I can freely steal from my neighbors and, if caught, say: "Ingrid Hoffman told me to do it."

What a putz.
uhhuhhimuhhuhhim1 on October 13th, 2007 09:42 pm (UTC)
if caught, say: "Ingrid Hoffman told me to do it."What a putz. - LOL...She also pretended to have a British accent at point...
isis_raenisis_raen on October 13th, 2007 10:43 pm (UTC)
She's a moron.

Andrew, are you ever on messenger anymore?? I don't think you're on my list lol.
kim002 on October 14th, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
There's no way in hell I'd ever waste my time on potato snowballs. What a moron.

"If I can do it, you can do it too..." Yes, why don't you paraphrase Martin Yan's catch phrase? When someone says that, shouldn't it be about doing something that seems difficult? Cooking up a bunch of crap is not difficult; Rachael Ray does it all the time. I'm sick of these hacks saying, "Oh, don't worry; you can do this, too." Yes, we all know that we CAN do it. It doesn't mean that we SHOULD do it. Also, I want to learn to be better, but i guess that being awful is good enough for these bimbos.
uhhuhhimuhhuhhim1 on October 14th, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)
Yes, we all know that we CAN do it. It doesn't mean that we SHOULD do it. Also, I want to learn to be better, but i guess that being awful is good enough for these bimbos. - Yeah, really. She could've made twice-baked potatoes instead of just leaving the skins off...Stupid ass. I would love to suffocate her in the poatoes...She's so stupid.
(Anonymous) on November 18th, 2007 06:22 pm (UTC)
Yous a Hata
That's right, that's how I meant to spell it. It's meant for everyone in general who's hatin' on Ingrid. YOUS A HATA! Some of you sound like you're just against anything that's not down home country cooking. Whatever! I'm done.
uhhuhhimuhhuhhim1 on November 18th, 2007 08:34 pm (UTC)
Re: Yous a Hata
Your microwavable tv dinner is done cooking, too. Eat up, dumbass :)
(Anonymous) on December 23rd, 2007 02:04 am (UTC)
Semi-Homade
If a TV show agitates someone this bad, why would
they be so stupid as to watch it, this is America,
change the program or better yet, turn the TV off,
must be a really bored person that would watch the
show then get on the internet and bitch about it,
sounds like someone needs to get a life. ljc
uhhuhhimuhhuhhim1 on December 23rd, 2007 02:51 am (UTC)
Re: Semi-Homade
this is America,
change the program or better yet, turn the TV off
- Really? If you don't like this site, close your internet broswer, dipshit. Take your own advice.
(Anonymous) on May 31st, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Semi-Homade
Your right. She is a good chef n if u dont fuckin like her bitches den pick up your lazy asses and get the remote and turn the tv off. Maybe you dont have a life and all you do is sit on the couch and criticize everybody that you see on tv for no reason. What the hell? You know what, im gonna go to your house and see how you day goes and criticize it and bitch about it on the internet
(Anonymous) on May 31st, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
Re: Semi-Homade
Your right. She is a good chef n if u dont fuckin like her bitches den pick up your lazy asses and get the remote and turn the tv off. Maybe you dont have a life and all you do is sit on the couch and criticize everybody that you see on tv for no reason. What the hell? You know what, im gonna go to your house and see how you day goes and criticize it and bitch about it on the internet.
uhhuhhimuhhuhhim1 on May 31st, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
Re: Semi-Homade
Why don't you learn how to spell and use proper contractions in your speech before trying to criticize someone. Otherwise, you look like a complete fool.
(Anonymous) on December 10th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Re: Semi-Homade
You're a bitch (as in, chick), I'm guessing? Either that, or you're gay. Either way, your whole rant comes off as pretty cunt-y. Which, maybe, is what you were going for?
(Anonymous) on January 13th, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC)
I would. I like to make different things. any sugestion would help