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13 February 2008 @ 01:39 pm
Hey everyone,

I know it's been ages since I last posted here, mostly due to the fact that I have no idea what time slot they've moved rolling r-bitch to, but I found this interesting article.  It seems Inbred is joining forces with Frito Lay:

February 10, 2008

By Anthony Crupi

In an effort to scoop up more sales from women 25-54, Frito-Lay’s Tostitos is prepping a year-long multiplatform campaign with Food Network’s Simply Delicioso. The alliance also is designed to leverage the breezy charms of Ingrid Hoffman, the show’s host, who is being groomed to follow in the star-studded “foodsteps” of Emeril Lagasse, Rachael Ray and Sandra Lee.

13 October 2007 @ 10:59 am
Today, Inbred is preparing a menu based around citrus.  She shamelessly admitted that she "steals" the lemons and limes from her neighbor's garden?  Are you kidding me?

I didn't watch it last week, but I'm sure I didn't miss anything, but she completely pissed me off today with something she calls Potato Snowballs.  What are they?  Mashed potatoes rolled up into balls, coated with bread crumbs, and a piece of cheese stuck in the middle.  I guess this is her version of twice baked potatoes without the skin, but c'mon!  She said that she cooked the potatoes for 40 minutes, riced them, then rolled them and stuffed them with the cheese before they were put back in the oven for an additional 25 minutes.  Who in the hell is going to waste 65 minutes of their time just so they can make potato "snowballs?"  What a joke.  When she served them to her guests, my first thought was that she was going to take a bite of the potato then spit them in someone else's mouth!  Go, snowball what you should be snowballing you dumb ass!

Another thing she did that irritated me:  She made a mango and jicama salad with peanut lime dressing and she continuously pronounced it "Heeee-come-uh."  How annoying.  And why the hell would you put cilantro in a fruit salad?  That sounds gross.  Plus, what is Latin about it?  It looked more like an Asian salad with that peanut and lime dressing.

Finally, when she served everything to her guests, she looks at the camera and says:  "If I can do it, you can do it too and I mean going into your neighbor's garden" and then she started laughing.  Yeah, because everybody trespasses into their neighbor's garden thinking it's ok to steal lemons and limes.  Get this rolling R bitch off of the air!
22 September 2007 @ 12:03 pm
So, I was all ready and set to watch this.  I had the TV off, turned it on, and she was making something with lemon grass, which she bruised and cut up.  I believe she was making some type of mojo or something.  She then said:  "I need some 'pop-rrrr-eek-uh.'"  I was so disgusted by the way she said it that I just had to turn off the TV.  Forget whatever else she made..."Pop-rrr-eek-uh," are you kidding me?
19 September 2007 @ 09:05 pm
Inbred likes to get animals drunk..  When she made her "Rum Chica Rum" chickens, she said "Give the birds lots and lots of rum.. I love to get my chickens drunk!"  Hmm  she likes to get her chickens drunk.. SOMEONE CALL PETA!! LOL 
Current Mood: drunkIngrid gave me rum
Current Music: The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
19 September 2007 @ 06:29 pm
Hey Yall! Do you like Paula Deen?? We LOVE Paula Deen and have dedicated space to her and her love of butter here at LiveJournal! Come on over and post your thoughts, feelings, rants, raves, random idiocies, or whatever you feel at the time.. Were excited about this and hope to see you all there..
Come on yall, lets cook something good! ;)

Current Mood: excitedexcited
18 September 2007 @ 11:15 am
Inbred Slutman is a pathetic excuse for a cook.. She pairs nasty seafood with mango? Gag me with a blade, thats just sick.. Her boobs always pop out of her shirt. (Somebody buy that bitch a bra!)  Her store bought popsicles dipped in rum and sugar, WHAT THE COCK IS THAT SHIT? What is wrong with that skankbag? Shes almost as fucked up as Skankdra Lush Leetard.   She had a datenight show a few weeks ago and made some ugly shrimps and the guy she had at her house didnt even look interested in her and more importantly looked disgusted by her food..  Que rico, what a puta!
Current Mood: crazycrazy
15 September 2007 @ 11:01 am
Ok, I just got done watching Inbred Slothman...How many fucking times is she going to tell people that putting onions in the freezer is going to help them save their tears?  Then, she admitted that she doesn't really keep them in the freezer, but she just wanted to tell us?  If you do practice what you preach on a daily basis, why do it?

Did anyone else think that guava barbecue sauce was a sick idea?  Why would you even want something like that on fish?  She might as well be using guava jelly!

Every time she says "que rico!" (how rich) or "chica," it makes me want to slap the shit out of her.

Also, when she made her cocktail, she filled the alcohol all the way to the top with that measuring cup, but skimped on the club soda and pineapple juice.  Sound like anyone else we know?  Of course, she couldn't just leave the glass alone, she had to stick cane sugar sticks into them and garnish them with huge ass pineapple slices that almost poked her in the eye!  I wish it had!  What, a simple cocktail with ice isn't ok, you have to put obnoxious garnishes in the way?

How pathetic was that dessert, too?  Store-bought coconut pops dipped in dark rum dipped in raw sugar?  How fucking disgusting.  I'm so sick of Slothman and Simply Delicios-HO!
08 September 2007 @ 10:58 am
Yeah, she said it.  How stupid is she?  Today, she was cooking with mom and did anyone notice that she never said, "please" or "thank you?"  What an asshole!  Everything she made looked completely disgusting.  It also seems to me, even though she is Latin or whatever, that she uses the Latin names of the dishes to make them sound more fancy than they really are. 

She really put me on the edge when she said she was the store-bought chica queen, referring to a store-bought squash like vegetable that was cut in half when she had a whole one on the counter.  Who does that?  All she had to do was cut it in half!  She also called herself a "shortcut chica," but FN already has one. 

That bread pudding looked absolutely disgusting, too.  Why did she cook it on the stove for an hour?  That sounds a bit unnecessary to me.  The whole thing cooked for an hour and half.  Pouring an egg into the hot milk practically guaranteed a lumpy consistency to that shit.  To make it even worse, she put it into little cups and made her guest eat it with a cinnamon stick, as if it were a chopstick.  She is a complete waste!  She could die tomorrow and I wouldn't even care!
06 September 2007 @ 09:58 pm
I was shocked when I discovered this community here. My name is Liz, Im 20, and I absolutely hate Simply Delicioso. Ha. I am one of those haters that watch the show for it pure comical relief. First of all, I wasnt so sure if she was really latina or not with a name like Ingrid Hoffman..but thats besides the point. I think she overkills the whole spanish thing with the way she cooks, and plus...the wonderful not-so- sublimal type messages found in her show...Gotta love those margaritas ( go get drunk!) I have never seen anyone dash salt onto broccoli like her ...I just find the whole thing extremely hilarious. She is so latina that she cannot function. *cue the generic latin music*

omg, rice with beans!

and rice with chicken!

wait....i can make that myself in my own kitchen. However, I am not hispanic, nor latina....I am west indian so if I am wrong in my opinion about her overkill on the whole latina thing with Mrs. Hoffman, do tell.

Current Mood: bitchybitchy
05 September 2007 @ 08:05 pm
She has a cookbook coming out in February... Regular price is 32.50 but Amazon slashed it lol...